Το ΔΝΤ ρωτάει αν ζω ακόμα ή πέθανα!!!

Ξέρετε αγαπητοί μου αναγνώστη πόσο κέφι κάνω με τα e-mails των διαφόρων που είτε κερδίζω λοτταρίες της Google και της Microsoft ή κληρονομώ τον late Mr Koulboogula κλπ κλπ κλπ κι έτσι βγαίνει ο προϋπολογισμός του Πριγκηπάτου και μένει το ΔΝΤ στην απόξω...

Ε λοιπόν, έλαβα για πρώτη φορά χαμπέρι από το ΔΝΤ ότι μου χρωστάει 11.000.000 ντάλαρς και αν είμαι ζωντανός να τους ενημερώσω (δίνοντας ως συνήθως και όλα τα προσωπικά και μη στοιχεία μου βεβαίως-βεβαίως)... Σου λένε οι άνθρωποι: στο ΝεοΕΛλαδιστάν μένει, παρτίδες ανοίξαμε εκεί, που να ξέρεις αν ζει ακόμα... 

Σας το μεταφέρω λοιπόν αυτούσιο... προσέξτε ότι το e-mail του προφέσσορα Vroom είναι Αλβανία, Αλγερία, Αλαμπάμα, Αλ-κάτι τέλος πάντων.

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)  

DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.

ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

Attn: Fund Owner,

Your Long overdue Payment.

Your email was found ( in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe, Asia, Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a sum of (11 million  United  State Dollars) and it have been approved already for months.

However, we received an email from one Mr. Wilson Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport; we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not? Please if you are still alive, kindly furnish us with below information:

1. Your Full Name.......

2. Address............... 

3. Country................. 

4. Age....................

5. Occupation................

6. Telephone Number...........

7. Next Of Kin..................

8. Home Equity (Yes/No).........

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. I wait to hear from you soonest.

Your quick response will be highly appreciated.

Regards,

Prof. Viktor Vroom

Office of the IMF London,

United Kingdom.

EMAIL: prof.viktor @ info.al